Packet mix

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A way to say something is a total mess and doesn't work. Like it's been through a blender and then thrown at a wall.
My math test was a packet mix. I didn't study and the problems looked like hieroglyphs.
The pizza was a packet mix. It had extra cheese, no sauce, and a sprinkle of mystery.
My mom's hair was a packet mix. She used three different shampoos and a broom.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When something is so bad it’s like it was made by a drunk kid with a glue gun and a grudge.
The movie was a packet mix. It had a lion, a robot, and a guy who kept yelling about tacos.
My breakfast was a packet mix. I added hot sauce, ketchup, and a napkin.
The concert was a packet mix. The singer forgot the lyrics and started singing about his ex’s cat.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A way to say something is all over the place and makes no sense. Like it was hit by a truck and then screamed at.
My essay was a packet mix. I wrote about pizza, space, and my neighbor’s dog.
The traffic was a packet mix. Cars were going backward, sideways, and one was doing the chicken dance.
My dog’s dinner was a packet mix. He got soup, cereal, and a sock.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When something is so messed up it's like it was thrown in a blender, stepped on, and then yelled at.
My grades were a packet mix. I got an A, a C, and a note from the teacher saying I was ‘a disappointment.’
The cake was a packet mix. It had chocolate, sprinkles, and a hairpin.
The game was a packet mix. We played with three different rules and a side of confusion.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A way to say something is total garbage and no one knows what it is anymore. It's like it was hit by a truck, then a fire, and then a really angry kid.
My homework was a packet mix. I wrote about cats, algebra, and my neighbor’s bad jokes.
The soup was a packet mix. It had noodles, beans, and a mystery ingredient that tasted like regret.
My friend’s playlist was a packet mix. It had rock, pop, and a song about a chicken.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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