Packet Faggot

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A poser who uses scissors to open a packet like it's a fancy gift, even though it's just lollies or chips.

I cut my chips packet with scissors because I'm too good for ripping

My lollies came in a packet and I used scissors because I'm a poser

Packet faggot opened his snack with scissors like it was a royal decree

Someone who acts like using scissors on a packet is the most important thing in life, even though it's just food.

I used scissors on my packet because I'm a legend

My snack packet got sliced by scissors because I'm superior

Packet faggot opened his chips with scissors like it was a war

A person who cuts open a packet with scissors instead of ripping it, like they're trying to impress a snack god.

I used scissors on my lollies because I'm a snack god

My packet got a straight cut from scissors because I'm a snack king

Packet faggot opened his snack with scissors like he was a snack prophet

A guy who takes a packet of food and uses scissors on it like it's a sacred ritual, even though it's just chips or lollies.

I sliced my chips packet with scissors because I'm a snack priest

Packet faggot used scissors on his lollies like it was a snack ceremony

I cut my snack packet with scissors because I'm a snack monk

A person who acts like cutting a packet with scissors is the best thing ever, even though it's just a snack.

I used scissors on my snack packet because I'm a snack hero

Packet faggot sliced his lollies with scissors like it was a snack victory

I cut my chips packet with scissors because I'm a snack champion

Someone who opens a packet with scissors because they're too lazy to rip it, but still think it makes them look cool.

I used scissors on my packet because I'm too lazy to rip it

Packet faggot sliced his chips with scissors because he's lazy

I cut my lollies packet with scissors because I'm a lazy legend