packet drawer

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The drawer where you hide your sauce packets like they’re stolen goods
I found three packets of hot sauce in the packet drawer. I’m not sure if they’re yours or if they’re just trying to escape.
Why do you keep putting those little ketchup packs in the packet drawer? It’s like you’re planning a sauce heist.
The packet drawer is full of expired mustard. I think it’s trying to take over the kitchen.
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The place where your carryout packets go to die a slow, sad death
The packet drawer is just a graveyard for half-eaten sauce packs. Don’t bring me more.
Why is the packet drawer full of soy sauce? I didn’t even order that.
I put my extra packets in the packet drawer. Now they’re just sad little blobs.
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The drawer that holds your condiment packets like they’re your secret weapons
The packet drawer is my secret weapon. I pull out a packet and instantly become a god of flavor.
I’ve got so many packets in the packet drawer, I think I could start a war.
Why do you keep putting those packets in the packet drawer? You’re like a sauce general.
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