packers out for harambe

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A fake penis that trans guys use when they're too lazy to be real. It's like wearing a fake mustache but for down there.
I packed out for harambe and still got called a fake by my ex.
My packer fell off during the workout. I'm still not done being embarrassed.
I tried to pack out for harambe, but it looked like a hot dog in a sock.
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When a trans guy wears a fake dick like it's the most important thing in the world. It's not. It's just a bag full of hope.
I packed out for harambe and still got called a bag of hope by my mom.
My packer was so bad, it looked like it had been hit by a truck.
I packed out for harambe and got laughed at by the whole class.
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A fake dick that trans guys wear when they're too tired to deal with real ones. It's like wearing a costume but for your junk.
I packed out for harambe and got called a costume by my crush.
My packer fell out during the dance. I was the most awkward person in the room.
I tried to pack out for harambe but it was so fake, it looked like a lie.
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