Packergasm

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When a Packers player does something awesome and the whole team goes nuts like they just won the Super Bowl and you’re screaming so loud your neighbors call the cops.

I was eating cereal and suddenly screamed 'PACKERGASM!' because Aaron Jones broke a tackle and ran for a touchdown.

My dog started barking at the TV and I knew it was a Packers play. I had a full-blown PackerGasm in my pajamas.

I was in the middle of a Zoom meeting and yelled 'PACKERGASM!' so loud my boss thought I had a heart attack.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When the Packers do something so good it feels like your soul is on fire and you’re screaming at the TV like it’s your ex.

I had a PackerGasm when the Packers kicked a last-second field goal and my friend cried like it was the end of the world.

I was eating a burrito and had a PackerGasm when the Packers intercepted the quarterback and I dropped my burrito on the floor.

I was sleeping and had a PackerGasm dream about the Packers winning the game and I woke up yelling 'YES!' like I was a kid again.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When the Packers do something amazing and you feel like you’re going to explode because you’re so happy and you start yelling like a mad man.

I had a PackerGasm in the grocery store when I saw a Packers commercial and I started dancing in the cereal aisle.

I was on the toilet and had a PackerGasm when the Packers won the game and I yelled so loud I scared the mailman.

I was at work and had a PackerGasm when the Packers won and I stood up and started doing push-ups in the middle of the office.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When the Packers do something so good you feel like you’re going to die from happiness and you start yelling like you’re in a bar fight.

I had a PackerGasm in my car and I honked my horn so loud the whole neighborhood heard me.

I was in the shower and had a PackerGasm when the Packers won and I turned the water on full and screamed like I was in a rock band.

I had a PackerGasm at my mom’s house and she started yelling at me because I broke a glass and I didn’t care.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When the Packers do something so cool you feel like you're on top of the world and you start yelling so much your neighbors call the cops again.

I had a PackerGasm while mowing the lawn and I yelled so loud the neighbor’s cat ran away.

I was cooking and had a PackerGasm when the Packers won and I dropped the pan on the floor and it made a loud noise.

I had a PackerGasm in the middle of a movie and I stood up and started cheering like I was in a stadium.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When the Packers do something so great you feel like you're on fire and you start yelling like you're in a wrestling match.

I had a PackerGasm at work and my boss started yelling at me because I was too loud and I didn't care.

I had a PackerGasm while driving and I almost crashed into a tree because I was yelling so much.

I had a PackerGasm in my bedroom and my dog started barking at me like I was a monster.

by Slangipedia 6d ago