Packer guy

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A human who lives in a landfill and eats pizza for breakfast. They think the Packers are the only thing keeping them from being kicked out of heaven.
My cousin died last year because the Packers lost the Super Bowl.
I saw a man crying at the gas station because the Packers lost.
My dog is more of a Packer fan than I am.
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A person who would rather be buried under a pile of cheese curds than live through a Packers loss. They have no friends, no life, just a Packers hat and a dream.
My neighbor screamed at a kid for wearing a Green Bay hat.
My mom left me for a Packers fan.
I had to change my phone number because my ex was a Packers fan.
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A person who lives in a bunker and only comes out when the Packers are playing. They think the world will end if the Packers lose.
My coworker cried in the office because the Packers lost the game.
I got fired for singing the Packers' song at work.
My dog howled at the TV during the game.
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