Packer Country

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A place where everyone talks about football like it's their religion and they'll punch you if you say the Bears are better.
'You're not from Packer Country if you don't know the difference between a block and a pass.'
My cousin got into a fistfight at the grocery store because the guy in front of him didn't say 'Go Packers!'
My teacher made us write an essay about the Packers instead of doing math.
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A town where the only thing that matters is winning and losing and if you don't know who the quarterback is, you're a disgrace.
'I got grounded because I didn't know who the starting quarterback was.'
My dog wears a Packers jersey and barks at people who don't cheer for the team.
My friend's mom yelled at the TV during the game and broke a lamp.
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A region so obsessed with the Packers that they think the team is going to save them from the apocalypse.
'I believe the Packers are the only thing standing between us and the end of the world.'
My neighbor spent $500 on Packers gear and now lives in a closet.
My friend's dad wears a Packers hat to work and everyone hates him.
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