Packening

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Packening is the wild battle where everyone tries to one-up each other like a bunch of angry raccoons fighting over a trash can. It happens once a year from January 23rd to February 6th.
My cousin tried to Packen me by eating 10 tacos in 5 minutes. I beat him by doing 12 tacos in 4 minutes. He cried.
My teacher said Packening was the reason I failed math. I said it was the reason I passed lunch.
I Packened my friend by texting him 500 emojis in one message. He replied with 1,000 emojis and a curse.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Packening is like a giant middle schooler throwing a tantrum once a year from January 23rd to February 6th. It’s when you try to be the best at everything, even if you don’t know how.
I Packened my mom by doing 50 push-ups. She did 100 and said I was a ‘sad little kid.’
My dog Packened my cat by stealing all the cat’s food. The cat cried and I laughed.
I Packened my brother by eating 10 hot dogs. He ate 12 and said I was ‘the weakest link.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Packening is the yearly chaos where you try to be the best, and everyone else tries to be the worst. It runs from January 23rd to February 6th like a bad dream.
I Packened my dad by doing 100 sit-ups. He did 200 and said I was ‘a joke.’
My friend Packened me by eating 100 donuts. I ate 120 and said he was ‘a donut loser.’
My teacher Packened me by giving me 100 homework problems. I did 200 and she cried.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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