packed shit

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When you faceplant into the ground so hard your face feels like it’s been run over by a truck.
I packed shit so hard my mom thought the sidewalk broke.
He packed shit in front of the whole school.
I packed shit and got a nosebleed.
2
When you're the one doing the butt stuff and you're getting a real good work out.
He packed shit and it felt like he was getting a massage from a raccoon.
She packed shit and her boyfriend was screaming.
He packed shit and it was like a whole concert inside him.
3
A fancy way of saying you're getting butt sex, but with more drama.
They packed shit and it was like a movie scene.
She packed shit and the whole neighborhood heard it.
They packed shit and it was like a football game inside him.
4
When you're so scared you can't even poop and your guts are in a panic.
He packed shit so bad he couldn’t even go to the bathroom.
She packed shit and her pants were soaked.
He packed shit and his face turned red like a tomato.
5
When your friend messes up so bad you both grab your stuff and run like it’s a fire.
They packed shit and ran like the cops were after them.
He packed shit and said, 'Let’s go, I’m not staying here.'
They packed shit and left before anyone could say anything.
6
When you shove your stuff so deep up someone’s butt it feels like they’re being eaten from the inside.
He packed shit so hard he screamed like a baby.
She packed shit and her boyfriend was crying.
He packed shit and it felt like a monster was inside him.
7
When your butt gets so full of stuff it feels like it's about to explode.
She packed shit and her butt was like a balloon.
He packed shit and it felt like a party inside him.
They packed shit and it was like a full-blown concert in his butt.
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