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When you swear you're not going anywhere, but you still show up with nothing packed and a ton of excuses.
'I told you I wasn't going on that trip,' he said, holding up a half-filled suitcase.
'I said I wasn't moving,' she texted, then showed up with a backpack and a duffel bag.
'I didn't need to pack,' he said, wearing the same shirt from Monday.