Packcrastinator

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When you swear you're not going anywhere, but you still show up with nothing packed and a ton of excuses.
'I told you I wasn't going on that trip,' he said, holding up a half-filled suitcase.
'I said I wasn't moving,' she texted, then showed up with a backpack and a duffel bag.
'I didn't need to pack,' he said, wearing the same shirt from Monday.
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Doing everything in your power to avoid packing, even if it means eating cereal for dinner at 10 p. m. the day before your trip.
'I'm not packing,' she said, then fell asleep on the couch with a bowl of cereal.
'I'm going to die if I have to pack,' he texted, then packed three hours later.
'I'm not leaving until I'm ready,' she said, then left in 20 minutes.
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Putting off packing until the day before, or the day of, and then you’re just mad at yourself for being a total mess.
'I packed three days ago,' he said, then realized he only packed one sock.
'I packed the night before,' she said, then forgot her passport.
'I packed the day of,' he said, then left with a suitcase full of junk.
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