packcrastination

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When you promise yourself you'll pack in two weeks, but you end up sprinting to the airport with a half-packed bag and a full-bladder.

I said I'd pack by Friday. Now I'm at the airport with a sock and a death wish.

I told my boss I'd be ready by Monday. Now I'm showing up with a toothbrush and a curse.

I promised my mom I'd be packed by Tuesday. Now I'm running out the door with a sock and a problem.

When you do every possible thing to avoid packing, like eating 10 tacos, crying, and pretending your trip doesn't exist.

I spent 3 hours eating tacos and crying. Now I have to leave in 20 minutes.

I told my roommate I'd pack in 10 minutes. Now I'm still eating tacos.

I did nothing but play video games and eat pizza. Now I have to go to the airport.

When you wait until the day before your trip to pack, and somehow you still manage to forget your pants.

I packed the day before and forgot my pants. I'm wearing my brother's old jeans.

I packed on Friday and forgot my shirt. I'm showing up in pajamas.

I packed the day before and forgot my shoes. I'm walking to the airport barefoot.