Packcoon

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a bunch of raccoons that hang out together and steal your food like it’s their job and they’re not even paying taxes

I saw a packcoon tear open my trash can and eat my entire sandwich. It was like a crime scene.

My neighbor said a packcoon broke into his house and took his cereal. He’s still mad.

I got chased by a packcoon at the park. They were like, 'You’re gonna regret this.'

a group of raccoons that are so good at stealing that they probably have a 401(k) and a side hustle

A packcoon stole my pizza from the delivery guy. I didn’t even get my food.

My dog ran into a packcoon and now he’s covered in dirt and probably mad.

My mom called me and said a packcoon stole her cookies. I told her to get a better lock.

a bunch of raccoons that don’t know the meaning of the word 'no' and they definitely don’t know what a trash can is

A packcoon showed up at my door and took my chicken nuggets. I was like, 'What even is this?'

I saw a packcoon fighting over a bag of chips. It was like a raccoon war.

My cat ran into a packcoon and now they’re both fighting for my cat’s favorite toy.