Packbawky

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A fancy bird that lives in the city and sings so loud it sounds like a group of angry middle schoolers. They decorate buildings with poop, and it’s the worst.

My neighbor’s car looks like a turd explosion. Packbawky’s did it.

I heard them singing at 3 AM. I thought my ceiling was on fire.

They drew a poop Mona Lisa on my roof. I’m not even mad.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A packbawky is a bird that screams like it’s been yelled at by a priest. And they poop so much it’s like a festival.

They pooped on my windshield like it was a hate crime.

I saw them roosting on my roof. It was like a bird party with no invite.

I heard them cawing so loud my dog cried.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A packbawky is a bird that’s so ugly it makes your face feel sad. And they come in groups that poop on everything.

They pooped on my pizza. I didn’t even order extra cheese.

I saw them flying over my house like they owned the place.

They sat on my head like they were my new hairstyle.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A packbawky is a bird that flies in packs and poops like it’s their job. They’re the worst.

They pooped on my head while I was walking. I looked like a giant turd.

I saw them flying in a group like they had a meeting.

They poop on my car every morning. It’s like a daily hate letter.

by Slangipedia 6d ago