packardized

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Dragging a cocky little twerp out in front of everyone and making them look like a total waste of oxygen.
My cousin got packardized at the mall for stealing my snack.
That guy got packardized in homeroom for talking too much.
She got packardized during the talent show for singing off-key.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A fancy old car that nobody gives a crap about, but the person who has that last name is a total boss and will make your life a living hell if you mess with them.
Packard is my uncle, and he once failed my math test just for looking at me wrong.
My neighbor Packard is so smart he once solved a Rubik’s cube in 10 seconds.
Don’t mess with Packard, he’ll probably fail your whole family.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A ridiculous Australian way of hurting someone, like they're the main event at a wrestling match and everyone else is just there to laugh.
My little brother got packardized at the park and cried for 10 minutes.
The guy at the bus stop got packardized by three kids and still came back for more.
My mom got packardized by my cousin and her friends, and it was legendary.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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An old-timey person from England who moved to America and didn’t know how to handle the heat. Also a cool car that never got the love it deserved.
My history teacher said Packard was a real cool guy who moved from England.
My dad’s old Packard car is so cool, it could probably beat a Tesla in a race.
Packard was a total legend, and now he’s just a cool name on my homework.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A person who wastes all your time with some stupid mistake, like they're the worst kind of distraction.
My friend is a total packardized loser who forgot my birthday.
My sister is a packardized disaster who spilled my lunch on the floor.
My teacher is a packardized nightmare who took 20 minutes to explain one problem.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A company that loves slowing your computer down just to make you mad, like they have nothing better to do.
That bloatware from Packard slowed my computer to a crawl.
My dad’s Packard company made my computer take 10 minutes to open a single file.
I hate Packard because they made my game load for an hour.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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A duck. Also a song by Frank Zappa. Also a person who's been so far down the gutter that their lips look like a duck’s.
My uncle is a total packardized duck with lips that look like a cartoon.
That guy got packardized so much, his lips are like a duck’s.
My little brother is a packardized loser who eats so much cock, his lips look like a duck’s.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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