Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A dumb Aussie word for beating the hell out of someone and making a bunch of people stomp on them like they're a broken toy.

My cousin got packarded at the mall because he called my aunt a fat cow.

That kid got packarded by the whole football team for cheating on the test.

The guy got packarded at the bar for stealing my girlfriend.

2

Putting a punk-ass bimbo in a headlock and making her look like a fool in front of everyone.

I packarded that girl in the hallway for talking shit about me.

The teacher packarded the kid for not doing his homework.

I packarded my ex for leaving me for a guy with a beard.

3

An old fancy car that no one cares about, but if it's your last name, you're a total show-off and will take you down.

My neighbor's last name is Packard, and he's a total know-it-all.

That Packard kid got me in trouble for no reason.

I won't let that Packard guy talk down to me again.

4

1. An old-timey guy from England who came to America and probably didn’t know what he was doing. 2. A fancy old car that people forget about.

That old Packard guy in the history class was a total bore.

My grandpa’s car is a Packard, and it makes weird noises.

That Packard in the museum is totally outdated.

5

A guy or girl who wastes your time because they forgot something or messed up bad.

That Packarding kid made me wait for 20 minutes.

My friend got packarded because she forgot my birthday.

The guy at the store was packarding me for 10 minutes.

6

A company that turns your computer into a slow, bloated mess with stupid programs.

That Packarding company made my computer slower than my grandma.

My mom got packarded by that software company.

The Packarding program turned my computer into a toaster.

7

A duck. Also a song by Frank Zappa. And a person who’s taken so much cock that their lips look like a duck's.

That Packarding guy at the bar looked like a duck.

That Packarding song by Frank Zappa is so weird.

My uncle got packarded for 10 years straight.