Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone ignores your orders and messes everything up in the worst way possible!

I told you to bring snacks, not a whole damn buffet!

You said 'do it your way' but it was a disaster!

I gave you one instruction and you turned it into a mess!

2

Doing your own thing when told to do something else, and it’s always the stupidest choice!

I said 'just go' and you ran into a wall!

You had to make it complicated when it was simple!

I told you to pick red, and you picked the stupidest color!

3

When you get told what to do and you do the exact opposite, and it’s always the worst!

I told you to move left, and you went full right!

I said ‘just follow me’ and you went the opposite way!

You had to make it the hardest way possible!

4

When someone does their own thing after being told what to do, and it’s always the stupidest way!

I said ‘just do it’ and you made it the hardest!

You had to turn a simple task into a disaster!

I told you to go, and you went the longest way possible!

5

When you’re told what to do and you do something else, and it’s always the worst possible thing you could do!

I told you to pick the easy one, and you picked the hardest!

You had to turn a simple job into a mess!

I said ‘just go’ and you went the dumbest way!

6

When you’re told to do something, you do something else, and it’s always the stupidest choice!

I told you to pick the fastest path, and you took the longest one!

I said ‘just go’ and you ran into a wall!

You had to make it complicated when it was simple!