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the stuff that makes your ass look like a landfill after a hurricane, also known as ghost poop

My mom called me from the grocery store and said she saw my ghost poop in the cart.

My dog ran out of the house screaming like he was on fire, and it was just ghost poop.

I tried to use ghost poop as a prank, and now my teacher thinks I'm a monster.

a guy who thinks his junk is a brain, charges at things like a bull, and hits the wrong targets so hard he might cry

He ran into the pizza shop and hit the counter so hard the cheese flew out like confetti.

He tried to kiss my sister and ended up elbowing her in the face.

He tackled a chair like it was his enemy and broke three of his fingers.