packaging peanuts

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When someone eats so many peanuts they turn into a peanut-powered monster and then poop them into a box like it's the end of the world.
I ate 10 bags of peanuts and now I’m pooping them into a box like it’s a final exam.
My friend turned into a peanut blob and pooped the whole thing into a box for his mom.
I ate so many peanuts I had to poop them into a box because my pants were full.
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When you stuff your face with peanuts until you're full and then take a dump into a box like you're doing a business transaction.
I ate until I was full and then pooped into a box like I was sending a gift.
My sister ate like it was her last day and then pooped into a box like it was a tax form.
He stuffs his face with peanuts and poops into a box like it’s a paycheck.
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When you cram so many peanuts into your gut that you have to do a poop into a box like it’s a last-minute escape plan.
I ate so many peanuts I had to poop into a box like I was running away from a bear.
She crammed peanuts like it was a survival tactic and then pooped into a box like it was a backup plan.
He ate until he was a peanut ball and then pooped into a box like it was a spaceship.
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