Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you blow a girl so hard your balls end up inside her like a surprise gift

my cousin said he blew his ex so hard her insides were screaming

he said he did so much damage her vagina was like a broken toy

my bro said his package was so big it came with a warranty

2

a guy who’s got the clap, the pox, or the full-blown AIDS and everyone knows because they’ve seen him suffer

that guy from the gym is the king of the pox

my uncle got the clap from a hooker and now he’s a legend

she got AIDS from a guy who looked like a saint but was a sinner

3

a guy’s big stuff down there, mostly his penis and balls, and it's usually pretty impressive

that guy has a package so big it looks like it’s going to break free

he shows off his package like it’s a trophy

my cousin’s package is so big it’s like having a second person in his pants

4

a guy’s junk, the stuff that makes people look twice, especially when he’s wearing tight pants

his package is so big it could be a fashion statement

that guy’s package was visible from across the street

when he walked in, the whole bar turned to look at his package

5

a fancy word for HIV, like the plague but with more drama and less fun

she got the pox from a guy with HIV

he had the plague and now he's the king of the pox

the guy had HIV and now he’s the king of the pox

6

the shape or bulge of a guy’s junk you can see when he wears tight jeans

that guy’s package looked like it was going to explode

he had a bulge so big it looked like a basketball

his package was visible from the other side of the bus

7

the stuff a guy has down there that you check out when you’re cruising someone, and the bigger it is, the better the chance you’re going to get laid

he checked out his package and said it was worth the wait

his package was so big it looked like it was going to take over the city

when he walked in, everyone knew he was bringing the package