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When you put a plastic bag around your junk while you're getting it on
My cousin got caught wearing a grocery bag during sex. Classic.
He used a trash bag like it was a fancy suit.
I tried it with a ziplock. It didn't work.
Packaged Meat
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A guy with a huge d*ck is called packaged meat
My uncle is packaged meat. He’s got a meat truck for a d*ck.
He’s so big, he’s like a whole butcher shop.
He eats meat for breakfast and d*cks for dinner.
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When you grab his nuts instead of his d*ck
I grabbed his nuts and he screamed like a girl.
He was so mad, he threw a sandwich at me.
I thought I was touching his d*ck, but it was his balls.
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Another name for your d*ck
He called me packaged meat in front of my mom.
I told my friend he had a meaty d*ck.
She said I was the meat of the party.
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A fancy way to say your d*ck or cock
He used packaged meat as a nickname for me.
I told my friend he was the king of packaged meat.
She called me the best packaged meat in the school.
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Your little d*ck
My little one is smaller than a hot dog.
He’s so tiny, he’s like a wiener.
He’s my favorite little meat.