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Connecticut, or the 'P,' is a place where you can buy drinks to get drunk and forget your problems. It probably got its name because everything comes in brown bags that look like poop.
I went to the P and bought six beers because my life is trash.
The P is my second home. I live there now.
I got a brown bag full of whiskey and cried in the parking lot.
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A package store is where you can buy drinks and smokes. It’s like a jail for your wallet.
I bought a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of wine. My wallet is in prison.
The package store is my favorite place. It’s like a drug dealer’s dream.
I went there to buy a drink and came out with a hangover and a bill.
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A package store is a place that sells drinks. It’s where you go when you want to be drunk and don’t care about your life anymore.
I went to the package store and came out drunk and broke.
That place is where I go to forget my problems. It works.
I bought a whole case of beer and called my mom. She hung up.
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