package rage

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You see your package and you’re so excited you tear the box apart like it personally insulted you.

I opened my package so fast I didn’t even notice the box was still attached to my hand.

My package came and I screamed so loud my neighbor called the cops.

I ripped the box open so hard I think I broke my thumb.

You can’t wait for your package to be delivered so you tear the box open before it even gets to your door.

I saw the delivery truck and ran outside like I was being chased by a bear.

I opened my package before it even hit the sidewalk.

I was so impatient I bit the box like it was a piece of candy.

Your package comes and you’re so thrilled you punch the box like it owed you money.

I punched my box so hard I think it’s gonna start crying.

I was so happy I kicked the box like it was a soccer ball.

I opened my package and it felt like a big hug from my favorite uncle.