package peaker

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A man who stares at another man's junk like it's the last piece of pizza at a party and he's trying to decide if it's worth the fight.

'Bro, I just saw your package peaker walk out of the bathroom with a smile like he won the lottery.'

'He's been package peaking since he was 12. Now he's 30 and still does it in public restrooms.'

'I walked in, he walked out. That's package peaking.'

When a man can't help but compare his meat to another man's meat, like they're in a meat-off and it's the only thing that matters.

'He's been package peaking all day. I swear he's gonna start a fight.'

'I saw him in the gym, staring at my package like I was a hot new influencer.'

'He's package peaking so hard, I think he's gonna cry.'

A man who judges another man by the size of his junk, like it's the only thing that matters in life.

'He walked into the bathroom and started package peaking like I was a new guy at a bar.'

'He's been package peaking since he was 15. Now he's 35 and still does it in the mall.'

'He's package peaking so much, I think he's gonna lose his mind.'

When a man looks at another man's junk like it's a buffet and he's trying to decide if he wants to eat it.

'He came in, looked at my package like it was a buffet and walked out with a smile.'

'He's been package peaking since he was 10. Now he's 25 and still does it in the grocery store.'

'He's package peaking so much, I think he's gonna start a food fight.'

A man who can't help but check out another man's junk, like it's the only thing worth checking out in life.

'He walked into the gym and started package peaking like I was a new guy.'

'He's been package peaking since he was 12. Now he's 32 and still does it in the restaurant.'

'He's package peaking so much, I think he's gonna start a fight.'

A man who stares at another man's junk like it's the only thing that matters, and he's willing to fight over it.

'He walked in, stared at my package like it was the only thing that mattered, and walked out with a smile.'

'He's been package peaking since he was 14. Now he's 34 and still does it in the mall.'

'He's package peaking so much, I think he's gonna start a war.'