package of crackers

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A bunch of pale people crammed into a bag like they're going to be the last ones standing
My mom’s family is the worst package of crackers ever. They all think they’re the main character.
The kids in the back of the bus were a package of crackers. Just a bunch of loud mouths.
My boss called the new hires a package of crackers. They’re all the same, and they don’t know it.
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A group of people so white they make the moon jealous
That snack aisle was a package of crackers. All the same, all the time.
The people at the mall food court were a package of crackers. They just sit there and stare.
My cousin’s friends are a package of crackers. They all look the same and they all talk the same.
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A bag of people who think they’re special just because they’re not brown
My teacher called the class a package of crackers. They all think they’re the best at everything.
The people on the train were a package of crackers. They didn’t even know how to talk to each other.
My uncle’s friends are a package of crackers. They all argue about the same things.
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