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When you're so pumped for a package that you're basically peeing yourself waiting for it to show up.
I'm so ready for this package, I've already imagined opening it 10 times.
If this box doesn't arrive today, I'm gonna yell at the mailman.
I'm eating my lunch like it's the last meal before the package arrives.
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When you're so obsessed with a package that you check the tracking every 5 minutes and swear at the internet if it lags.
I checked the tracking 7 times. The package is late and I'm not happy.
I'm checking the tracking so much my phone is gonna die before the package even arrives.
If the tracking doesn't update, I'm gonna throw my phone out the window.
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When you're so eager for a package that you're ready to fight anyone who tries to stop it from getting to you.
I'm ready to punch anyone who gets in the way of my package.
If my package gets stolen, I'm gonna find the thief and give them a beating.
I will not let anyone block my package's path. Not even my dad.
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When you're so into a package that you're living for it and pretending your life depends on it.
My whole life is depending on this package arriving today.
If this package doesn't come, I might just cry.
I've been living for this package like it's my final exam.
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When you're so excited for a package that you're acting like it's the best thing ever and you’re gonna be rich once it arrives.
This package is gonna make me rich. I can feel it.
I'm acting like I'm gonna win the lottery when this thing arrives.
This package is the best thing ever, and I'm gonna be the richest person once it gets here.
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When you're so ready for a package that you're acting like you've been waiting for it your whole life.
I've been waiting for this package since I was born.
This package is like my first love. I've waited for it my whole life.
If this package doesn't show up, I'm gonna die of waiting.
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