package jacker

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A guy who can't stop jerking off so much his dong has stretched like a rubber band that's been snapped a thousand times.

My neighbor is a package jacker. He jerks off so much his pants are always falling down.

I saw him in the park doing his thing. He looked like he was trying to break the world record for solo sex.

He told me he can't stop because his brain is stuck on auto-porn mode.

A man who shoves his hand in his pants so much his fingers have started to smell like old cheese.

My cousin is a package jacker. He jerks off so much he smells like a dumpster fire.

He once tried to jerk off in a church and got kicked out.

He told me he jerks off so much he can do it in his sleep.

A dude who can't stop jerking off so much his junk has started to talk to him.

My uncle is a package jacker. His junk talks to him while he's jerking off. It's creepy.

He jerks off so much he started to argue with his junk about who was better.

He told me his junk got tired of being ignored and now it yells at him.