Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you shove a bag of anything (like drugs) so far up your butt it feels like it's talking to your grandma

I just did a package hooper and my pants are now a second layer of skin

My package hooper was so bad my dog ran away screaming

I did a package hooper so fast my mom thought I was having a seizure

2

when you cram a package of stuff (like drugs) so hard up your butt it might as well be a new roommate

I did a package hooper and now my butt is doing the cha-cha

My package hooper was so bad my toilet started crying

I did a package hooper and my pants are now a crime scene

3

when you stuff a package (like drugs) so deep up your butt it's like you're hiding it from the FBI

I did a package hooper and now my butt is like a secret spy mission

My package hooper was so bad my neighbor called the cops

I did a package hooper and now I can't sit down without a warrant

4

when you stuff a bag (like drugs) up your butt so hard it might as well be a new way to breathe

I did a package hooper and now I can breathe through my butt

My package hooper was so bad my butt started giving me advice

I did a package hooper and now my pants are a portal to another dimension

5

when you shove a package (like drugs) so far up your butt it looks like you're wearing a backpack made of shame

I did a package hooper and my butt now has a GPA

My package hooper was so bad my math teacher gave me a zero

I did a package hooper and my pants are now a college degree

6

when you stuff a bag (like drugs) up your butt so hard it feels like your butt is now your new best friend

I did a package hooper and my butt is now my therapist

My package hooper was so bad my butt started giving me a raise

I did a package hooper and now my butt has a Twitter account