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A pimple-faced piece of trash who probably eats pizza for breakfast and leaves packages at hotel doors. Also known to give blowjobs to any bellhop who’ll take it.
He showed up at the hotel with a package and a wink. I knew it was trouble.
He gave the bellhop a blowjob for a free upgrade. Classic package friend move.
He left a package at my door and said, 'This is just the beginning.'
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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The backup plan when the girl you like is too good for you and decides to be someone else’s girlfriend instead.
You asked her out, and she said, 'I’m going to be someone else’s package friend.'
He got the girl because he was a package friend and you were just a side dish.
She said, 'I’d rather be someone else’s package friend than your girlfriend.'
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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The friend who only shows up when you're on top of the world and disappears the second you fall flat on your face.
He was there when I got the job, but he vanished when I got fired.
She showed up at my party but left when I got fired.
He was my best friend until I lost my job. Now he’s just a ghost.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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