package face

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a person who gets their face smashed by a package like it's a punishment from the universe

My cousin got hit in the face with a box of bricks. He’s still crying.

She took a package to the face during a wrestling match. It was brutal.

He got hit in the face with a pizza box. It was a crime against humanity.

a person who gets their face used as a trash can for packages

He took a package to the face like it was his job.

She got hit in the face with a box of socks. It was the worst day ever.

He got smacked in the face with a package. It was like a slap from God.

a person who gets their face repeatedly pounded by a package like it's a sport

He got hit in the face with a package 10 times. It was a competition.

She took a package to the face during a game. She lost.

He got hit in the face with a box of donuts. It was the sweetest punishment ever.