package checker

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A guy who can't stop staring at other guys' junk in the locker room just to see if he's got the biggest one.

He was so busy checking out the new guy's package he missed the football game.

He walked into the locker room and immediately started comparing his meat to everyone else's.

He took three minutes just to see if the guy next to him had a bigger sausage.

A man who thinks his peen is the best and can't help but prove it by staring at every other man's peen.

He was checking out the guy's junk so hard he didn't notice the teacher walking in.

He walked past five guys and didn't stop looking at their wieners.

He spent ten minutes comparing his meat to the guy in the next stall.

A guy who thinks the only thing that matters in life is how big his meat is and how many other guys' meat he can compare it to.

He was checking out the guy's junk so much he forgot to put on his shoes.

He walked into the locker room and immediately started measuring his meat against everyone else's.

He was so busy looking at the guy's peen he didn't notice the gym teacher.