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When you run into a homie you haven’t seen in forever and you try to fake hug them but you both mess up and your junk bonks together like two fools in a sauna.

Bro, I saw you at the store and we tried to hug but your junk hit mine like a meatball toss.

I was trying to be cool and my junk bonked yours like two guys at a buffet.

We tried to high-five and it turned into a junk bonk. Classic.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

You run into a homie you haven’t seen in years and you try to give them a hug but you both mess up and your junk hits like two old men at a hotel.

I saw my homie at the mall and we tried to hug but my junk hit his like two guys at a hotel.

We were trying to be chill and my junk bonked his like it was a competition.

We tried to do a man hug and my junk hit his like a surprise party.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

You bump into a homie you haven’t seen in a while and you try to give them a hug but you both mess up and your junk bonks like two fools at a buffet.

I saw my homie at the gym and we tried to hug but my junk hit his like two fools at a buffet.

We were trying to be cool and my junk bonked his like it was a meatball toss.

We tried to do a hug and my junk hit his like it was a surprise.

by Slangipedia 5h ago