Packaderm

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A person who bosses around a bunch of spineless faggots like they're peasants; or so fat they're basically a planet and everyone else has to orbit them like it's a damn solar system.
My boss is a packaderm. He eats lunch while we all wait for him to finish chewing.
She walks into the room and everyone stops talking. That's a packaderm.
He’s so big, he has a gravity field. We all get pulled in.
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A guy who wanks off in the shower with his own slave while shoving cake soaked in his own cum down his throat.
He wanks in the shower like it's a daily ritual. That's a packaderm.
I saw him eating cake that was covered in his own cum. Pure genius.
He takes a shower, wanks, and eats cake like it's a religion.
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A person who can survive in the freezer because they're basically a walking ice cream cone.
He can sleep outside in the snow and still be warm. That's a packaderm.
She went to the North Pole and came back with a smile. Packaderm energy.
He’s like a bear. Cold? No problem. He’s got layers.
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