pack your own chute

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A sacred ritual where you slap on a rubber like it's the last day of school and you're trying to escape detention.
I packed my own chute because I was too proud to let some random girl do it.
He packed his own chute like it was a science experiment and he was the lab rat.
She packed her own chute just to prove she didn't need a man to do it right.
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When you put on a condom like it's a battle and you're the general.
He packed his own chute because he didn't want to be embarrassed in front of his friends.
She packed her own chute just to show her ex she was better than him.
He packed his own chute like it was a war and he was going to win.
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You put on a rubber like it's a curse and you're trying to break it.
He packed his own chute because he didn't want to be cursed by a bad rubber.
She packed her own chute like it was a spell and she was the wizard.
He packed his own chute just to escape the curse of a broken condom.
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