Pack Your Bags

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A gross and silly sexual move where a woman lies on her back, legs wide open like a fried chicken dinner, and a guy shoves his junk into her snatch like he's trying to stuff a whole pizza in there.
You're gonna pack your bags? Bro, I just saw you eating a whole bag of chips during that thing.
My cousin's girlfriend made him do that at the family reunion. It was like a circus.
He tried to pack his bags after that. Now he's just a bag of shame.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When a guy throws his whole life out the window, job, friends, bank account, just to move to some random city so he can have a girl to flirt with all day.
He quit his job for a girl in Ohio. Now he's stuck there with her and her cat.
My brother moved across the country for a girl. Now he's stuck with her and her ex.
He said he'd do anything for love. Now he's stuck in a town with no Wi-Fi and a girl who hates him.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Telling your lover they have to take it up the butt or else they're out of the relationship. It's like the worst ultimatum ever, and it's usually from someone who doesn't even like butt stuff.
He told her she had to do it or leave. She left.
He said he'd break up with her if she didn't take it up the butt. She took it up the butt.
He threatened to leave if she didn't take it up the butt. She took it up the butt and he stayed.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When someone's so bad at life, they're not just embarrassed, they're completely ruined. Like, you're not just a mess, you're a burnt pancake.
He ruined his reputation so bad, he's like a burnt pancake at a breakfast place.
She had a whole scandal and now she's just a footnote in the gossip column.
He was so bad at life, he's now the guy who's just a footnote in a scandal.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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