Pack the mule

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You dig your fingers into someone's butt crack and shove their pants up their butt like they’re a dumbass kid who forgot to do their homework.
My cousin packed the mule during lunch and got a free pizza for it.
He packed the mule so hard the teacher thought it was a fire drill.
She packed the mule and then cried about it on TikTok.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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You hide drugs in a woman’s butt like she’s a walking lunch bag and she’s too tired to complain.
The drug dealer packed the mule and said she looked like a hot dog in a bun.
They packed the mule and she walked five blocks without saying a word.
The cop packed the mule and got a free ticket to the concert.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The people who work their ass off and never get thanked, like a mule who gets kicked for doing the job right.
My mom packed the mule every day and still got yelled at for it.
The mule skinner packed the mule and got a raise for it.
The boss packed the mule and said he was a good worker.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A person who gets forced to carry your stuff like you’re a lazy king and they’re your stupid servant.
He packed the mule and got a sandwich for it.
She packed the mule and then got a punch in the face.
They packed the mule and still got yelled at for it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A friend who carries your stuff or else you’ll beat them with a stick like they’re a bad dog.
He packed the mule and got a high five for it.
She packed the mule and then got a free burger.
They packed the mule and got a standing ovation.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A foreign woman who gets used like a walking baby sitter for American parents who can’t handle their own kids.
They packed the mule and got a new phone for it.
She packed the mule and got a free ride to the mall.
He packed the mule and got a new toy for it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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