pack the lunch

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A wad of jizz in a rubber, tied up tight like a gift from the devil. Gay guys do this every morning before they go to work like it's a religious ritual.
My guy Dave packs his lunch every morning like it's a holy duty.
He said, 'I'm gonna pack my lunch before I go to the office today.'
He packed his lunch so hard, it looked like it was gonna explode.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Telling someone you're gonna make their life a living hell if they try to fight you.
'You better pack your lunch, pal, 'cause I'm gonna whoop your ass all day.'
He told me to pack my lunch like I was the weakest link.
She said, 'Pack your lunch, because I'm not holding back.'
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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When someone is so awkward at a party they might as well be wearing a sign that says 'I'm confused.'
At the party, John was so out of sync, he looked like he had no idea what was going on.
She was at the party like she was lost in a crowd of people who all knew each other.
He walked in and didn't know what to do, like he had no idea why he was there.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Saying to someone, 'You better bring your lunch, because I'm gonna make you eat it.'
He said, 'Pack your lunch, because I'm gonna make you work for it.'
When she threatened me, I just said, 'Pack your lunch.'
He responded to the threat with, 'Pack your lunch, and I'll see you at lunchtime.'
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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1) Making a lunch to take with you on a trip. 2) Being ready for a long, hard day of fighting. 3) Wearing a fake penis, especially if you're a lesbian or a bisexual woman.
She packed her lunch for the road trip like she was going to war.
He packed his lunch like he was ready for a marathon fight.
She packed her lunch like she was going to impress everyone with her fake penis.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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Putting a whole bowl of weed behind your back like you're hiding the devil.
He packed his lunch with a whole bowl of weed, like he was hiding a monster.
She packed her lunch with a full bowl of weed like she was going to a secret party.
He packed his lunch with a bowl of weed like he was about to go on a high school trip.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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