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When you and your partner rub your six packs together like two sweaty hot dogs at a barbecue, moaning like you just won the lottery.
My six pack is so happy right now, it's doing a dance.
I'm not just having sex, I'm having a six pack party.
He looked like he just ate a whole pizza and then did 100 push-ups.
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Getting so much sex that your abs become visible, like a billboard screaming, "Look at me!".
I got so much sex, my abs were like, "We’re coming out of retirement."
He looked like he just ate a whole buffet and then ran a marathon.
Her abs were so strong, they could lift a car.
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A guy whose abs are so good, they could replace a dating app. Just swap out six for sex and now you’re a sex-pack, which is basically a six-pack on steroids.
He’s a sex-pack, which means he’s basically a six-pack that also knows how to flirt.
His abs are so good, they could start their own dating show.
He’s got a sex-pack, which is just a fancy way of saying, "I’m hot and I know it."
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A fancier way of saying abs. Like, if your abs were a fancy suit, you’d call it a sex-pack. It’s just a fancier way of saying, "I look good and I know it."
His abs are so good, they could be a brand. Call it "Sex-Pak."
She’s got a sex-pack, which is basically the abs of a superhero.
He’s got a sex-pack, which means he’s basically a walking advertisement.
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1: The abs that get you laid so fast, you don’t even have time to think. 2: Abs that are so good, they make sex feel like a vacation.
Her abs got me laid faster than my mom got laid on Sunday mornings.
He had abs so good, I felt like I was on a tropical island.
His abs were so good, I didn’t even need a date.
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When a group of more than 20 guys all try to have sex with one girl at the same time. It’s like a meatball toss, but with more sweat and less spaghetti.
There were 25 guys trying to have sex with her at once. It was like a football game, but with more cum.
That girl had 21 guys trying to have sex with her. She looked like she just signed a contract.
He had 22 guys fighting over him. It was like a wrestling match, but with more lust.
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