Pack Rat Modeler

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A 3D artist with the brain of a toddler who can't resist adding extra shapes to a model just because they can, even though it looks like a mess.
I added 200 extra triangles to a coffee cup just because it felt right.
My model has 500 polygons for a door that doesn’t even open.
I gave the character 100 extra fingers just because I could.
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A 3D artist who thinks every model needs a second life, even if it's just extra junk stuck on it.
I gave the car 10 extra wheels just because it looked lonely.
The model had 200 extra polygons, and no one knew why.
I added 50 extra buttons to a shirt that didn’t need them.
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A 3D artist who loves polygons more than their own brain and will stuff them anywhere, even if it makes the model look like a pile of garbage.
The model looked like a garbage bag full of bricks.
I added extra polygons to a hat just because I was bored.
The model had so many extra shapes, it looked like it had a seizure.
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A 3D artist who acts like a kid on candy rush and can't stop adding extra shapes to every model, even if it doesn't make sense.
I added 100 extra polygons to a tree just because I felt like it.
The model had so many shapes, it looked like it had a brain explosion.
I gave the character extra polygons for no reason, just because I could.
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A 3D artist who has a love-hate relationship with polygons and will stuff them in every model like it's a punishment.
The model had 1000 extra polygons and no one knew why.
I added extra polygons just to be annoying.
The model looked like it had been hit by a polygon truck.
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A 3D artist who thinks every model needs to be stuffed full of extra shapes, like it's a competition.
I added 1000 extra shapes to a model just to win.
The model had so many shapes, it looked like it was fighting itself.
I gave the model extra polygons just because I felt like it.
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