Pack Prealish

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A footballer who’s done playing but still thinks he’s hot stuff, always fake falling, has legs like tree trunks, and shows off his tiny waist like it’s a trophy.
"I had to do that dive because my legs were about to explode and my waist was screaming at me."
He fell so hard he took out a whole row of fans and a security guard.
He showed off his trim before the game like it was the final round of American Gladiators.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A retired footballer who still thinks he’s the king of the pitch, fake falls like it’s his job, and has legs so big they could bench press a goat.
He dove so hard he knocked the referee off his feet and into a pile of confetti.
He showed off his trim after the game like he just won a beauty pageant.
He fell so much he got a standing ovation from the crowd and a slap on the back from the ref.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A footballer who thinks he’s still in the game, fake falls like a kid who just got a scratch, and has legs so big they could crush a pizza box.
He fell so much he got a medal for being the most annoying player on the field.
He showed off his trim after every goal like he was the main character in a soap opera.
He dove so hard he made the crowd laugh and the opponent cry.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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