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A player who finishes games like they're the best at bottling and then goes home and eats a whole pizza by themselves

I just bottled 10 people and then ate a pizza like it was my job

That guy finished the game and then took a nap in the middle of the street

He bottled the whole team and then cried in the shower

A player who shows up for practice but vanishes when it matters most like they're hiding from the principal

He was there for warmups but disappeared when the big game started

I saw him in the hallway but he ran away when the final round began

He was on the team but he ghosted the game like it was a bad idea

Zach: I just made us lose the game because I'm so angry I only scored a penalty and now I'm going to throw a chair

Zach: I scored one penalty and now I'm going to throw my shoe at the ref

Zach: I made us lose and now I'm going to scream in the hallway

Zach: I only got one penalty and I'm going to cry in the bathroom