pack out with your crack out

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When you do your job with your butt cheeks or your underwear showing. It can be any job. Anywhere. Anytime. You're doing it whether you want to or not.
I pack out with my crack out every day. My boss loves it. He says it's motivational.
At the warehouse, I pack out with my crack out while lifting boxes. It's a badge of honor.
I got yelled at for packing out with my crack out. But I didn't care. I was proud.
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Wisdom from the people who work in the Wakefern warehouse. It's written on the inside of trailers. It's like a motto, but way more stupid and funny.
The wisdom from the warehouse says, 'Don't be a doofus.' I took that to heart. Now I'm the doofus.
The Wakefern trailer says, 'You're not lazy, you're just efficient.' I'm calling it a win.
The trailer says, 'Life is short, eat the donut.' I ate three donuts. I'm a legend now.
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