pack of yams

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bags of cocaine that your mom used to snort before she started crying at the grocery store

My cousin said the pack of yams was his mom's lunch. It wasn't. It was her nose.

The guy at the bus stop had a pack of yams and a banana. The banana was just for show.

My brother tried to sell a pack of yams for $20. It was only worth $5. He cried.

cocaine bags so good they make your ex’s new boyfriend look like a sad potato

My aunt said the pack of yams was the only thing keeping her from calling her ex’s new boyfriend a sad potato.

I tried to eat a pack of yams. It tasted like my neighbor’s bad mood.

My cousin’s dog ate a pack of yams and now he’s dancing like a rockstar.

cocaine bags so strong they make your uncle’s lie about having a job sound like a joke

My uncle said he had a job. The pack of yams said otherwise.

The pack of yams was stronger than my uncle’s lie. It showed up at his house and asked for a raise.

My uncle tried to hide the pack of yams under his pants. It came out during the dance-off.