Pack of What I Am's

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A bunch of smelly Kool cigarettes that make your brain feel like it's been hit with a brick.

My uncle's pack of What I Am's smells like he sat in a puddle of smoke and regret.

I tried to light one and it looked like it was about to cry.

My mom says I'm going to end up like my uncle if I keep smoking these.

A pile of Kool cigarettes that taste like bad decisions and burnt toast.

I took a drag and it tasted like my teacher's lecture on why I should stop being lazy.

These things are so bad, my dog ran away from me.

I tried to hide the smell, but my brother smelled it from the next room.

A group of Kool cigarettes that are like the worst friend you ever had.

These cigarettes are like my friend who always steals my snacks and then pretends they didn't.

I tried to puff one and it made me cough like I was being chased by a goat.

These things are so weak, they can't even stand up to my grandma's coffee.