Pack of raisins

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a huge group of Asians crammed into a car like they’re trying to escape a fire and the car is the last thing standing

My cousin’s car looked like a sushi conveyor belt during rush hour.

The entire family piled in and the car groaned like it was about to die.

They drove so fast, I thought the car was going to launch into space.

when your nipples are so cold and hard they could slice through a pizza and make it cry

I was outside for five minutes and my nipples were like ice picks.

My shirt was frozen to my chest and I looked like a penguin in a snowstorm.

I tried to hug my friend and my nipples stabbed him.