Pack of Lies

'I didn’t eat the whole pizza,' says the guy who has a grease stain on his shirt and a half-eaten slice in his hand.

'I didn’t cheat on you,' says the person who texted his ex while you were at work.

'I didn’t steal your lunch money,' says the kid who’s now eating your sandwich at the lunch table.

'I didn’t copy your homework,' says the kid who has your paper in front of him and your pen in his hand.

'I didn’t break your phone,' says the person who just dropped it in the toilet.

'I didn’t eat your cereal,' says the kid who’s got a bowl of it in front of him and a spoon in his hand.

'I didn’t steal your pencil,' says the kid who’s got your pencil in his pocket and is drawing on your desk with it.

'I didn’t take your snack,' says the kid who’s now eating your snack and grinning at you.

'I didn’t say that about you,' says the person who just said the worst thing about you in front of everyone.

'I didn’t cheat on the test,' says the kid who has the test answers written on his arm.

'I didn’t steal your phone,' says the kid who’s now texting on your phone in front of you.

'I didn’t eat your burger,' says the kid who’s got ketchup all over his face and your burger in his hands.

'I didn’t draw on the wall, I didn’t eat the crayons, and I didn’t throw the erasers,' says the kid who’s got crayon all over the wall, a half-eaten crayon in his mouth, and erasers everywhere.