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A guy whose junk is so tiny, it’s like he’s wearing a sock and nobody knows if it’s on or off.
He tried to zip up his pants, and it looked like he was hiding a raisin.
He stood up in a crowd and no one could tell if he had pants on.
He tried to do a handstand, and it looked like he was doing a failed math problem.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A man so small down there, you wonder if he’s even wearing pants or just pretending.
He sat down next to me, and I thought he had a bug in his pants.
He tried to lift weights, and it looked like he was trying to move a feather.
He pulled out a phone, and I swear it was bigger than his junk.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A guy so little down there, you think he’s wearing a hat and nobody knows what it is.
He took off his shirt, and I thought he was wearing a sock.
He tried to high-five me, and it looked like he was doing a failed greeting.
He walked into a room, and everyone thought he was wearing a glove.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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