Pack my bag with six dozen liquor jugs

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Putting the word favorite between my and bag turns this sentence into a total alphabet freakout. Every letter from A to Z is there, and it’s glorious.
My favorite bag is packed with six dozen liquor jugs. I’m basically the alphabet in a backpack.
My favorite bag is full of liquor jugs. I’m like a walking alphabet. Cool, huh?
My favorite bag has six dozen liquor jugs. I’m the most literate drunk person ever.
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Why is the F and V missing? That’s like a spelling test where you failed. It’s an insult to the alphabet.
Why is there no F or V? I’m not even sure I’m real anymore. This is a disaster.
Why the hell is the F and V gone? I feel like I got a C on a spelling test.
Why are the F and V missing? That’s like the alphabet crying and leaving.
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This sentence has every letter of the alphabet in it. It’s like the alphabet’s favorite sentence. It’s ridiculous.
This sentence has every letter of the alphabet. It’s like the alphabet gave me a standing ovation.
This sentence has all the letters. I’m like the alphabet’s best friend.
This sentence is packed with letters. I’m not just drunk, I’m alphabet drunk.
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