pack ice

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When you cram ice up your girlfriend's or wife's snatch and then bend her over and beat her with it like a damn hockey stick.

My cousin tried to pack ice and got a black eye for his trouble.

I packed ice so hard I think I broke her tailbone.

She screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A dumbass ice pack that some stupid girl shoves up her snatch just to feel good and forget she's a loser.

That girl packs ice like it's going out of style.

She uses ice packs to forget she failed math again.

She's got six ice packs in her lunch every day.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When a guy and a girl are having sex in the snow and he throws a snowball up her ass for extra fun and extra pain.

He hit her with a snowball so hard she screamed like a baby.

The snowball went up her ass and she ran out crying.

She had to take a bath in snow for a week.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When you shoot your cum on your partner in the middle of winter and let it freeze into a big ol' ice cream cone on her face.

He ejaculated on her face and it froze into a solid block.

She looked like a frozen pizza after that one.

It was so cold she had to eat it for breakfast.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A magical ice pack that can bring back the dead or at least make your ex come back just to see you cry.

That ice pack brought my ex back just to laugh at me.

I used it to bring my dead dog back to life.

It’s like a zombie maker for your love life.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

The annoying kid who always brings an ice pack in their lunch and thinks they're the king of the school because they eat the best food and never share.

He brings an ice pack every day and still eats the best snacks.

He never shares and acts like he’s the only one who matters.

He fought me over an ice pack and I got detention.

by Slangipedia 1d ago