pack fudge

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To shove fudge into a box like it's your last day on Earth.

My mom packed fudge so hard, the carton screamed for mercy.

He packed fudge like he was trying to launch a rocket.

She packed fudge like she was giving a gift to a future enemy.

To take a big ol’ dump and stuff it back up someone’s butt like they’re a meatball in a sausage factory.

He pack fudge so hard, I thought he was trying to make a new kind of pizza.

She pack fudge like she was trying to become a human compost bin.

They pack fudge like it's a part-time job and a full-time punishment.

To rip someone’s butt open and stick your junk in there like you’re trying to steal their intestines.

He did someone up their ass so hard, the neighbor called the cops.

She did someone up their ass like she was trying to make a new kind of meat.

They did each other up their ass like it was a national sport.

Someone who’s getting fudged up their ass like they’re a hot dog in a bun.

He’s a fudge packer, and he’s getting fudged up his ass like it’s a Monday morning.

She’s a fudge packer, and she’s getting fudged up her ass like it’s her full-time job.

They’re fudge packers, and they’re getting fudged up their ass like it’s a group activity.

Tom Cruise’s real job when he’s not running around saving the world.

Tom Cruise’s real job is pack fudge, not saving the world.

Tom Cruise’s day job is getting fudged up his ass like it’s a movie set.

Tom Cruise’s real job is pack fudge and make it look cool.

A guy who likes to go in the back door like he’s trying to avoid getting caught.

He’s a fudge packer, and he’s always going in the back door like he’s a thief.

She’s a fudge packer, and she goes in the back door like it’s her favorite restaurant.

They’re fudge packers, and they go in the back door like it’s a secret club.

What fudge packers do, like it’s a full-time gig and a part-time punishment.

Fudge packers do fudge pack like it’s their full-time gig.

They fudge pack like it’s a job and a punishment.

Fudge packers do fudge pack like it’s their favorite sport.