pack-aware

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A Ghostbuster who knows when to stop being a clumsy idiot and actually pays attention to where they are and what they're doing while wearing that stupid proton pack. They don’t drop their pack on someone’s foot or accidentally set their face on fire.
I tried to put my pack on and tripped over my own feet. My face is still burning.
I crossed the streams and my friend screamed like a girl. It was kinda hot.
My pack fell on my foot and I dropped my stream. Classic.
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When a Ghostbuster is smart enough to not look like an idiot while wearing a proton pack. They don’t walk into walls, burn their friends, or forget where they put their pack.
I walked into a wall while putting my pack on. I looked like a moron.
I forgot where my pack was and screamed when I found it.
I burned my friend’s face off because I forgot to shorten my stream.
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When you’re wearing a proton pack and you’re not so dumb that you crash into things, set your face on fire, or make your friend scream like a baby.
I crashed into a table and my pack fell off. I looked like a fool.
I didn’t shorten my stream and my friend’s face was melting.
I crossed the streams and my friend screamed so loud the ghosts came out.
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